He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
