So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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