We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
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