Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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