We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
This is the high leading the old right now
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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