Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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