You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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