my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
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I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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