i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Randomize
