My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Do vagina's smell?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
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Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
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I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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