Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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