Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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