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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.

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• (530): View more from California

  Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage

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