just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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