So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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