Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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