batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
You left your phone here
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