Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I'm experimenting with sincerity
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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