is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
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What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
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Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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