Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
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going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
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" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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