We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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