Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
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I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
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Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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