I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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