I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
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So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
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Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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