I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
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did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
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Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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