You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
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I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
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Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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