Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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