..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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