She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Randomize
