hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Randomize
