great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
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