I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
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We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
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Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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