My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
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Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
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There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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