so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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