sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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