I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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