Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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