Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
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Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
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Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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