plz talk dirty to me
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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