I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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