Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
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There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
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That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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