Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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