That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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