they need to just BURY HIM!
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
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