so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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