Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
