i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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