I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
