Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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