Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Randomize
