have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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