belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Randomize
