If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
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his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
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No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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