can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
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I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
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I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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