And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
We have started to decorate penises.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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